By Meghan Poff

I bet you thought I was going to write about something on my bucket list.

Well you are wrong.

I know. That was a game changer. I like to be spontaneous sometimes.

But you know, the more I thought about it, the more I realized that I do not want to do this bucket list. I thought it would be a good idea at first, make me more “outrageous”.

I am just too awkward to be reckless. Plus, the awkwardness is part of my appeal.

It is kind of killing my writing. Honestly, roasting on myself 24/7 takes a lot of work.  And I think my negative lifestyle is starting to have an effect on my self-esteem, so it’s pretty much lighten up, or start  therapy.

Being personable is less effort. So here it is, The Meghan Poff Bucket List for a More Satisfactory Existence.

Woah….That was so cliché, I should make it my Facebook status. As corny as they are, the reason that stuff gets so many likes, is because it’s true. I think I spend a too much time being cynical on social networking sites. I need to lighten up.

These are the best years of my life; I want to say I was the best and happiest person I could be. I can’t become bitter until I’m at least 79 so that leaves me about 64 years to enjoy, starting now.

……. ^What just happened?

I think that was my conscience talking.