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Bucket list provides goal

By Meghan Poff

I'm Just Saying

reck·less [rek-lis]  –adjective -utterly unconcerned about the consequences of some action; without caution; careless; how the cool kids roll (usually followed by of ): to be reckless of danger.

I am not reckless.

I am boring. Annoying. Irritating. Some might even say platitudinous.

I’m the person who won’t even answer your text during class because I know I’ll get caught.

That is seriously lame. At the rate I’m going, I better start buying cats to prepare myself for a pathetic lonely life.

But then I realized, hey maybe if I start now, I might actually have friends. Who my mom doesn’t have to pay to hang out with me; a radical concept. Because for now, these are my “friends.”

Friend 1: “So anyway, I was telling Meghan that…”

Friend 2: “Omg Meghan Poff?  She is so monotonous, have you ever noticed that?”

Friend 1: I know, I honestly just hate myself every time I have to talk to her. But her mom pays good money so I struggle through it.”

Me: “Hey, umm guys. I’m standing right here.”

And so the bucket list was born. But not the usual cliché, “Give money to charity, see a national monument, bike across the country.” I already did all that stuff. And besides, something tells me that the lady at Yellowstone National Park wearing the neon fanny pack is not very reckless.

So I thought of every cool thing I have always wanted to do and made it into a list of about 100. Then I took out everything too embarrassing or inappropriate and it left me with about 15.

If all goes according to plan, maybe someone might actually text me back on the weekends. I have it all planned out in my head.

Friend: “Ugh, okay, I replied what do you want?”

Me: (A few hours later) “Oh sorry I couldn’t text you back right away. I was busy.”

Friend: “Doing what?”

Me: “Stuff. Crazy stuff.”

I worked out the times, and I’ll put that text conversation at about three hours total. That is a new record for me by about two hours and forty-five minutes.

I feel like this bucket list thing is really going to open some big doors for me.

So now, if I go off to college and still end up socially awkward and weird, at least I can say I tried. I’m going to have to make up some stories though. I don’t want all the cool kids  think I’m weird.

I think it’s going to be a good year.


The Bucket List
1.  Drive a Barbie Jeep through a drive-through
2. Mud wrestling
3. Cover myself in glue then roll in colored glitter
4. Free hug day
5. Hit on every guy I see at Wal-Mart at 3 a.m.
6. Not get on Facebook for three weeks
7. Fail something
8. Go up to the hottest guy in the school and ask him to marry me
9. Write a message in a bottle, leave it on the shelf at Target, and see who replies
10. Write a complaint letter to a place I’ve never bought something from to see if I’ll get some free stuff
11. Follow a stranger around for an hour
12. Make 50 grilled cheese sandwiches
13. Go mudding on a skateboard
14. Walk up to someone at a party and kiss them
15. Be nice to everyone I talk to for an entire day
16. Give up sarcasm for a week
17. Prank call 100 people
18. Jaywalk in front of a police station. Oh yes.
19. Glue money to the street, hide behind a bush, and when someone tries to pick it up, jump out and yell PSYCH!
20. Laugh at everything anyone says for a whole day
21. Not be a friendless loser

Just a number

By Kimberly Humphries

It is not uncommon.  Every weekend junior and senior guys arrive at freshmen girls’ houses to take them out on a dinner and movie date while the junior and senior girls opt for a more relaxed night in with their college guys.

I am one of those girls.  I have never dated anyone less than two years older than me.  It is not a rule I have; that is just the way it has always seemed to work out.  I honestly could not tell you why.  Part of me thinks maybe it is the maturity level guys gain as they grow older, but then another part of me thinks maybe it is because I have grown up with most of the guys my own age, so that makes it difficult for me to think of them as anything more than friends.

Whatever the reason, clearly I am not the only one that feels this way.  Every other day I am being overwhelmed by information of new couples.  Some couples have an age difference of barely a year, while other couples may have a five year age gap.  Everyone always has something to say about other people’s relationships and about how someone is too old or too young for their significant other, but where exactly is the line drawn that states what age difference is acceptable and what age difference is creepy?

I believe there is no line, no limit, and no rule that couples should be forced to follow in order to be considered socially acceptable.  If you are mature enough to drive a car, have a job, and maintain your school work, you are mature enough to decide who you date.  Often people will say, “Older guys only want one thing,” and sometimes, they’re right.  But often, that is not the case.

In any relationship, whether there is an age difference or not, both people should be aware of what the other’s intentions may be.  The outcome of any relationship will always be dictated by communication and maturity.  If you are mature enough to deal with an age difference, and if you are well aware of the other person’s past and can accept their flaws and mistakes, then you are mature enough to decide for yourself if you want to get involved with that person or not.

There are some exceptions to my age difference rules, of course.  And I turn to my favorite social network, Twitter, to help me fully get my point across.  While scrolling through my Twitter trends, I see that #shestooyoungforyoubro is making its way to the top, and I must admit that many of them make valid points. If you take her on a date to a restaurant and the waiter gives her a kid’s menu #shestooyoungforyoubro.  If her age can still be found on a clock #shestooyoungforyoubro.  And if she does not know what MySpace is then #shesDEFINITELYtooyoungforyoubro.

Other than those few exceptions, most to all relationships with age differences are acceptable.  That is not to say they will work out, because let’s be honest, the person we date in high school probably is not going to be the person we will spend the rest of our lives with, whether there is an extreme age difference or not.

All we can do is enjoy our high school experience with the people that make us happy, and try not worry what anyone else thinks.

Traffic experience promotes planning ahead

By Jared Hinderer

Auto Authority

For the first time in years, we had glorious traffic-free traveling all the way from Greenville, Indiana, to our summer vacation spot, Orlando, Florida. And for the first half of the way home, it was the same story.

Then, we got to Chattanooga, Tennessee. Possibly the worst traffic organization I have ever experienced.

But let me back up for a minute. We left beautiful, sunny, Florida earlier that same afternoon, and made record time thanks to the complete lack of traffic through Northern Florida and Georgia. It looked like we were going to be able to make it home without having to stop for the night, an act that would save us nearly $200.

Unfortunately, almost immediately upon entering Chattanooga at 10:15 p.m., we were met by blue flashing lights everywhere. Looking ahead down Highway 24, four Tennessee police cars stretched across the highway blocking all lanes and all traffic was being directed onto a road that ran parallel to 24.

At this point, everyone was thinking this was no big deal and we would just run parallel to the highway for a bit and be on our way again, maybe 45 minutes behind schedule. Boy, were we wrong.

For what seemed like five miles, we followed this side road until we came to an intersection where everyone was sure we would enter the highway again. Nope; wrong a second time. Instead, we were met by another set of flashing lights and an officer pointing left with a flashlight.

After the vague instructions from the boys in blue, it was decided that the trucks in front of us probably knew where they were going. Wrong a third time. We followed a truck right back to where we started and had to wait, again, for the officer with the flashlight to point left. But this time, we asked him where we should go.

After getting so-so directions, we tried to follow them. By now, the cops were scrambling trying to get traffic under control. We followed a road toward “German Town,” where we were told we would find a tunnel. On our way there my dad pointed out a sign saying the tunnel ahead only had a 12’6” clearance, and he noted that he hoped no trucks tried to go that way since they are at least 13’6” high.

By the tone of this story, you can probably guess what happened next. Yep, a truck tried to go through the tunnel which, of course, destroyed the roof of the tunnel and police had to close it down.

At that point we were in another traffic jam. The only thing we could do was turn around. We found a gas station and stopped to get a map since our GPS kept routing us through the closed roads.

After spending $5 on a map and 20 minutes in a gas station we picked up a lost young couple from Terre Haute in our little two-car convoy.

Once my dad had figured out about where we were supposed to go, we loaded back into our Suburban and our new friends got in their Mitsubishi Galant to follow us.

Finally, we were headed in the right direction, until we found ourselves on the wrong side of town. A large luxury SUV, loaded to the brim with valuable items, with out-of-state plates, clearly lost, is a bad combination when you find yourself in a less-than-desirable area.

At last, after a very quick stop at a gas station for directions, we made it back to the main highway and were on our way to find a hotel for what was left of the night.

All in all, this just shows that Tennessee traffic coordinators and police have no idea what they are doing when they close down several miles of well-traveled highway for no apparent reason. But beyond that, this story shows that everybody should try their best to plan ahead, and not find themselves in a “Tennessee situation” scrambling at the last minute trying to figure out what to do.

Plan ahead, don’t be a Tennessee.

Columnist deliberates on trial verdict

By Garrett Receveur

After eleven hours of deliberation, which was spread out over a two-day period, the jury enters the courtroom and takes their seats. As the judge is handed the jury’s verdict, the prosecution and defense rise.

The defendant holds hands with her two defense lawyers, standing on either side of her.

The judge, collecting his voice, reads, “On the charge of first-degree murder: not guilty. On the charge of aggravated child abuse: not guilty.. On the charge of aggravated manslaughter: not guilty. And on the charge of four counts of giving false information to law enforcement: guilty as charged.”

After the verdict was read, the defendant tearfully smiled and hugged her lead attorney. She was fingerprinted and later returned to the Orange County Jail, where she will probably be released from soon.

Casey Anthony, the defendant in this case that held the nation spellbound as it proceeded, was found not guilty of murdering her two year-old.

Caylee Anthony, Casey Anthony’s daughter, was almost three years-old at the time of her untimely demise in July 2008.

Caylee Anthony had a whole life to live, a whole life to enjoy. In about August of this year, she would be preparing for her first day of kindergarten. She would have gone out with her mother to buy school supplies and, quite possibly, a Winnie-the-Pooh backpack. She would have been nervous seeing the bus pull up to take her to school that first day but, after some reassurances from her mother and bus driver, would eagerly climb onto the big yellow monster that would become a part of her daily routine.

Caylee Anthony was robbed of the amazement she would feel when she stepped into her school for the first time, the shear fun she would have on the playground as she swung from the monkey bars, and the utter confusion she would experience as she waited in line in the cafeteria.

Her mother selfishly took away her daughter’s first day of school, her first day of high school, her first kiss, her graduation day, her wedding, all of it. Caylee Anthony never got to experience growing up; her young life was cut off before she was even three years-old.

Despite the jury’s verdict, there was considerable proof that Casey Anthony murdered her daughter to, quite probably, enjoy life free from the burden of motherhood. Numerous photos entered into evidence showed Casey Anthony shopping and partying during the 31 days that passed before Caylee Anthony’s disappearance was reported.

In addition, near the end of those 31 days, Casey Anthony’s father George was told that his daughter’s car was in a tow yard. When he went to pick it up, he noticed strong smell that smelled like something dying.

In fact, Cindy Anthony, Casey Anthony’s mother, reportedly told a 911 operator, “There is something wrong. I found my daughter’s car today and it smells like there’s been a dead body in the d*** car.”

Needless to day, forensic scientists searched the car, spending a lot of time on the trunk. The scientists found a human hair in the trunk that exhibited a phenomenon known as “hair banding.” Simply put, hair banding is when the root of the hair turns dark after death.

In addition, a gas analysis performed in the trunk of the car showed that there were chemical compounds “consistent with a decompositional event.” However, it is unclear whether this indicates that a human was lying dead in the trunk or not.

Also, there was duct tape found across Caylee Anthony’s mouth when her body was found. This duct tape matches that of a gas can at Casey Anthony’s house. In addition, Caylee Anthony’s Winnie-the-Pooh blanket, which was missing from her bedroom, was found near her body.

Even a quick glance at the evidence will show that Casey Anthony is guilty of murdering her daughter and as such deserves to be punished under the full extent of the law. In other words, for murdering her almost three year-old daughter, Casey Anthony deserves the death penalty.

However, when the charge she deserves is brought to light, the case gets grave. The evidence, while it does indicate that something died in Casey Anthony’s trunk and that Caylee Anthony is dead, does not explicitly state that Casey Anthony did, without a shadow of a doubt, kill her daughter.

While it is quite likely that Casey Anthony is in fact guilty, there is a chance that someone else could have killed her daughter. There is a chance that a boyfriend, out of jealousy against Caylee Anthony, could have killed her with materials in Casey Anthony’s house, could have taken the body to the forest, and dumped the car off at a tow yard.

Of course, if that was the case, Casey Anthony would still be a terrible mother, having spent 31 days shopping and partying before reporting to the police that her daughter was missing. But it would mean that her boyfriend, not Casey Anthony, was guilty of the actual murder and thus deserved the death penalty.

However, this is only a hypothetical. There was no “smoking gun” at the scene that directly convicted Casey Anthony. Heck, there was not even a crime scene. There was just a place where the body was supposedly stored and where the body was found.

The evidence, while casting a heavily suspicious eye on Casey Anthony, does not directly proclaim her guilt. That is why, while I feel uneasy about letting Casey Anthony go, I agree with the jury.

Let us assume for a second that Casey Anthony is, indeed, not guilty and is just a really terrible mother. Let us also assume that the public believed that Casey Anthony was innocent. Yet, with the same evidence presented, the jury finds her guilty of murdering her daughter. As such, by finding her guilty, the jury would be sentencing an innocent woman to death and letting the guilty killer go.

Frankly, while I believe that Casey Anthony is guilty of murdering her daughter, I would rather, given the evidence, let her go. While Caylee Anthony, the nearly three year-old girl robbed of much of her childhood, does deserve justice, it should be definitive justice.

I thoroughly believe that Casey Anthony was guilty of murdering her daughter. And, if more evidence came to light, I am positive that the jury would agree with me and she would be sitting on death row right now.

But, with the unclear evidence that was presented, it is unclear whether Casey Anthony was guilty or innocent.

If evidence later comes to light that Casey Anthony was guilty, well, she’ll get hers. But, if it comes out that Casey Anthony was, in fact, innocent and we killed her, we will all get ours in the future.

We should not kill one innocent life for the sake of avenging another. After all, an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

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Where do you fall in the musical spectrum?

By Danielle Rehor
When music is considered, people normally see cliques that cannot be intruded upon. There are the “hipsters” who go for bands that four people have heard of, there are the “rockers” who prefer their music to have the screaming effect, “theatre nerds” who go for show tunes, “soul listeners,” and the list goes on and on. But one thing is always the same, all groups claim the saying “Music is life.”
It’s everywhere; it is on t-shirts, bumper stickers, written on their arms, walls, guitars…you name it, it’s there. But in every music clique there are people that can be categorized into something bigger, that people from all genres listen for.
In every genre you can find fans who listen for the same thing as some from a different genre. Maybe they listen for a certain instrument, maybe they listen to songs because they have memories attached, or maybe just because the words are meaningful.
The Lyricist
In every music group there are the lyricists, the people that choose what they listen to by lyrics. No matter what their genre of choice, they can’t stand meaningless lyrics. Instead,  lyrics must have some depth. They are generally the people who post endless lyric statuses. They feel no matter what the music, the words must have a meaning to them. These are the most diverse as far as genres go, because rockers or indie listeners, or even Taylor Swift fans could listen because of the lyrics.

Guitar Gods
These people have an obsession with the sound. They only listen to what seems to ooze guitar. Typically this would fall into mostly rock fans, but this personality type expanded into people who listen for any instrument. This group can include instruments such as drums, bass, even voice types or a banjo. This is the most widely diversified group out there, including rock, jazz and bluegrass.

Feel Goodie
Feel Goodies are a group mostly enticed by soul music and pop, sounds far fetched I know, but there are people in every crowd that listen to music just for the pure happiness of it. Sometimes we all might do this from time to time. You have a song that has sentimental value and it does not matter if you have heard it four times or 40,000, you love that song and listen to it on repeat. People who put on their music just to dance around and have a good time certainly would fall into this group.

So what do you think you are? Maybe a little bit of all? Hopefully this article has given you a little insight into what you are in the music world.

_________

Which musical type are you? 

The Lyricist might enjoy:
-“January Wedding” by the Avett Brothers
-“Life After You” by Daughtry
-“Think of You Later (Empty Room)” by Every Avenue
-“Dear God” by Avenged Sevenfold
-“Gravity” by John Mayer
-“Your Call” by Secondhand Serenade
-“Defying Gravity” – Wicked Cast
-“Playing God” – Paramore
-“Without You” by Keith Urban
-“Little Moments” by Brad Paisley
-“All You Need is Love” by The Beatles

Guitar Gods might enjoy:
-“Afterlife” by Avenged Sevenfold –Guitar
-“Hotel California” by The Eagles –Guitar
-“Smells like Teen Spirit” by Nirvana –Guitar
-“Somewhere Over the Rainbow” by Israel Kamakawiwo Ole –Ukelele
– “Rolling in the Deep” by Adele –Voice
-“Don’t Walk Away” by Rick Springfield –Saxophone
-“What I’ve Done” by Linkin Park –Guitar
-“Dancing Dead” by Avenged Sevenfold

Feel Goodies might enjoy:
-“Brick House” by The Commodores
-“Firework” by Katy Perry
-“Dog Days Are Over” by Florence and the Machine
-“Need You Now” by Lady Antebellum
-“Jack and Diane” by John Mellencamp
-“U Can’t Touch This” by MC Hammer
-“Hey Soul Sister” by Train
-“Tik Tok” by Ke$ha
-“Here It Goes Again” by Ok Go
-“If I Had a $1,000,000” by Barenaked Ladies
-“Don’t Stop Believing” by Journey
-“Closing Time” by Semisonic